Why this blog is doomed to rock your world and still not satisfy itself

First off, let me just say that this is a new blog from a new blogger. So I'm not hip on the LMAO thing. I prefer to just say" that was funny" or "hahahaha." With that said, I'll be right back, so that means I'll be away from my keyboard because I'm on the shitting chair reading mad magazine and laughing out loud. However, if you do want to contact me, don't. Seriously. I don't like it much in the way you don't like hearing your girlfriend/wife refer to the Shawshank Redemption as the Shaw Shank'd Redemption. No one got shanked in the middle of any redemption and now I wonder if you've got a criminal record. Hahahaha, that was funny.